Awwww, who's a pwetty girl? Who's a pwetty baby doggy? Who's a pwetty pwetty sweet ickle girl? And is your mummy crazy? Yes, yes she is.
PATTOTE - Better living through food-obsessed labradors.
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Ode to a doggy
There once was a labbie called woo who was afraid to go to the loo (if it was raining).She spent all of her time chasing her toys while her owner sat and thought about boys.One day the woo sat down wondering why her owner had on such a frown. It was then that she realised her owner was missing her favourite best friend in the world. What to do what to do ! the doggie did cry, my owner cant eat sushi alone all the time. But being a doggie with a hole for a tummie the doggie decided to lie down and hope that supper would at least be on time...
After all if you have about a billion squeeky toys, a big warm bed, all the food and love you can want, you cant really be expected to care about anything for very long.
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Ode to a doggy
There once was a labbie called woo
who was afraid to go to the loo (if it was raining).She spent all of her time chasing her toys while her owner sat and thought about boys.One day the woo sat down wondering why her owner had on such a frown. It was then that she realised her owner was missing her favourite best friend in the world. What to do what to do ! the doggie did cry, my owner cant eat sushi alone all the time. But being a doggie with a hole for a tummie the doggie decided to lie down and hope that supper would at least be on time...
After all if you have about a billion squeeky toys, a big warm bed, all the food and love you can want, you cant really be expected to care about anything for very long.
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