Gas is standing between me and my ability to cook all the lovely meals detailed below. The stove has a leak. I'm glad it was discovered and that I don't smoke.
I figure if I was ever in any real danger, the hamsters would have snuffed it. The gas man (and yes, I made plenty of gas man cometh jokes before he came round) assured me that carbon monoxide only really comes from the boiler. I'll be watching the canaries hamsters carefully anyway.