Dear Dude-who-accused-me-of-pushing-him-this-morning-getting-on-a-train
I hope you have a really bad day. Like, a really really bad day. I hope you get hauled over the coals at work. Or break something. Or find out your wife is cheating on you. Or lose your favourite whatever it is.
unsincerely
Liz
(One of ten people cramming onto the same train; the only one accused of pushing)
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