Me: But I don't really like the library.*
Him: That's because you're on the run from them.
Me: I'll be Clyde, you can be Bonnie.
Him: I can't get involved - I'm a librarian!
Me: Will you at least visit me in jail?
Him: As long as it's in London.
* A library once tried to hand me over to a credit collection company for a £5 fine. I objected, strenuously.