Wednesday, January 08, 2014

Partner in crime (some caveats apply)

Me: But I don't really like the library.*

Him: That's because you're on the run from them.

Me: I'll be Clyde, you can be Bonnie.

Him: I can't get involved - I'm a librarian!

Me: Will you at least visit me in jail?

Him: As long as it's in London.

* A library once tried to hand me over to a credit collection company for a £5 fine. I objected, strenuously.

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