- Miss Molly's daughter has succumbed to prostitution and taken the name Westward Ho!
- Religions revolving around arses opens up a world of bum-related humour, which never gets old.
- The National Trust is just a front. In fact, this fine and upstanding organisation is a cover up for a network of hitmen. The victims are turned into compost, to help those lovely gardens grow.
- Gnomes are scary.
- Gnomes are extremely scary.
- Gnomes really are quite terrifying.
- The answer to Twenty Questions rarely involves someone involved in shipping.
- Kites are harder to fly than you think.
2 comments:
Don't forget that cows are ALWAYS trying to kill you, and you can control Moray by threatening to make him touch the tiger.
Which isn't as dirty as it sounds, surprisingly.
Also? Tea tastes great from a plastic martini glass.
These should all go on a tshirt.
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