I poured vinegar over my chips.
Him: It's interesting. I wonder if it's the height of the counter? But most female customers have to lean forward to put the salt and vinegar on.
Other guy: Must you make a comment about it?
Him: I just think it's interesting! [To me] You didn't lean forward.
Me: I make a point not to lean forward.
Him: Don't worry girl, I'm sure they're lovely and all, but I think most female customers must just be short.
Me: That's weird, because I consider myself quite short.
Him: No, I think you're a good height for a female.
Me: Well, thanks, that's always good to know.
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Sigh. Wishing I could visit a chippy here. Stupid Michigan. Really, really wanting fish now.
No fish! Chips and a battered sausage is what it's all about. Also, but I've never had and so can't comment on taste, pineapple in batter. Yummy!
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