Yesterday, on my slow walk to the DLR (slow because I was reading The Magician's Guild at the same time), I spotted a lone cucumber lying on the floor. Just a cucumber. And I thought, oh no, someone lost a cucumber! And then I thought, shame, someone is going to get home, unpack their shopping and think, gee, I'm sure I bought a cucumber. And then I thought, wow, what if this lowly cucumber is actually an incendiary device? A really well disguised, advanced incendiary device? And then I hurried on to catch my train.
PATTOTE: The veggies really are out to get us.
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