These people are my new favourite enemies.
Example A:
Me (friendly, chipper, faking it to the hilt): Good morning, large unnamed charity, can I help you?
Them: Is that large unnamed charity?
Me (friendly, chipper, biting my tongue): Yes, can I help you?
Them: This is Mrs A.N Body, of number 25 Whatever Lane, Lower Sheep's Bottom, West Sussex, SW5 6XT. I would like to speak to somebody about donating some money.
Me (friendly, chipper, rolling my eyes): I'll transfer you to our fundraising department.
Them: It were a coffee morning, you see. And now I have all this change. I don't want them bandits in the hills to get it. It are a lot of money, y'see.
Me (confused): Yes.
Them: Well girl, are you transferring me or not?
Me: *click*
Example B:
Me (friendly, chipper, faking it to the hilt): Good morning, large unnamed charity, can I help you?
Them: Can I speak to mumblemumble?
Me (friendly, chipper, ears straining): I'm sorry, who?
Them: Mumblemumble!
Me (huh?): I'm sorry, could you repeat the surname for me?
Them: MumBLEmumBLE!!
Me: (weakly): Could you spell that for me?
Them: *click*
3 comments:
bwahhahaha!
WHAT! People have been calling for me and you have not been putting them through? I will see you get fired for this...
Uh...oops?
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