When the tinny annoucement comes over the intercom that the Jubilee line has been delayed due to passenger action, what do you think that means?
That there's some doofus in carriage five with a sandwich board declaiming, "Hell no, we won't go"?
That somebody ignored the Big Sign of Impending Doom and Touched The Button That Communicates With The Driver, the hellmouth opened, and they received the much-lauded spot fine?
Or that somebody jumped in front of a train?
I hope it's number one or two.
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Or something to do with train evangelists?
Maybe a mild-mannered reporter decided to leap aboard at the last minute and got his oversized briefcase stuck in the door. The briefcase burst open, expelling a pile of red, blue and yellow clothes with the letter S stamped all over them. The mild mannered reporter was deeply embarrassed.
Tee hee.
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