Last weekend, in a fit of domesticity, I invited some friends over for a roast lunch - beef, veggies, bread and butter pudding. It was all going swimmingly until I opened a packet of sultanas for the pudding. As I started opening the packet with a knife, I wondered briefly if I should use a pair of scissors instead. And then I sliced the tip of my finger off.
PATTOTE: better living through scissors, not serrated paring knives with a bend at the tip
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Not surprised. At all. Not even slightly.
On a more sympathetic note : ouch.
And have you lost weight?
Yes...I know...the word typical has been bandied about.
And I hope so!
Didn't you also hit your hand with an axe as a child?
Yes...that would be the finger next to this one...
It was the 'toe stuck in tap' incident I was thinking of, but the axe one is good too...
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