Dear Universe

Was it really necessary to have my car's heater and windscreen wiper fail this week, this week, in which snow, ice and pestilence are supposed to make landfall. And after I just forked out £130 to make my car all nice and spanky new.

That's not very nice, is it?

No, not nice and all.

Dear Glands

Please stop swelling.

I already have the cold sore and the red nose. I don't need to look like my nephew's hamsters on top of that.

Love and kisses,

Liz