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Plans for the rest of the week
Continue packing (sob)
Fall over packed boxes (sob)
Ignore the fact that I haven't started any reading for The Thing yet (great start!) and try to pack some more
Kill the spiders that have been set free by my dislodging their habitat under the bed
Resist urge to open the boxes that have packed DVDs in them and focus on packing
Run away to Edinburgh for two days in order to avoid packing
Seriously consider moving to The Parents' house for two weeks
Call the council and ask them if I need a permit to burn my belongings on a bonfire out in the carpark.
I can help you with the last one. Bring your belongings to my house and we'll burn them in our incinerator along with all the resurgent bindweed in our backyard.
ReplyDeleteYou're on your own with the spiders, though.
But transporting them to yours for burning still requires PACKING. You bring your bindweed here.
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