Overheard On A Bus

Chav 1: But never going to get a promotion, yeah? Because I've used up all my leave and all my sick.

Chav 2: But you can come back from that.

Chav 1: Yeah, but not until next year like. But right, I see my sick as leave, right? That's three weeks that I have off yeah?

Chav 2: Yeah, that's true.

Chav 1: And I'm too friendly with the customers like. I tell them right off not to get a credit card. I tell them, don't waste your time. I don't have one.