I dreamt that Cape Town was flattened by a chemical explosion. I only dreamt it once so I'm assuming that I haven't supernaturally caused the apocalypse.
Pattote: Better living through preserving the planet and ensuring my infinite existence.
Silly me, I forgot the password to this site and now cannot log in today. I will have to go home and get it off the post-it I left on the fridge.
Today's post is dedicated to my best friend TOM. Honestly, I have given the guy so much grief over the years that I am truly amazed he still speaks to me, but he is just so amazing that he still calls me his friend.
While I am being totally honest, I would just like to add that Potato is a really stupid idea of mine, and as of now I am giving up world domination and will revert to enjoying my weekends watching star trek.
But for old times sake, let me leave you with one more:
POTATO: Better living through admiring TOM and listening to the wise words he bestows upon those he loves.
Oh stop... I'm only amazing because of you Liz. You've improved my vocabulary, bought me cool clothes, given me drugs. Because of you I am a functioning human being. I would gladly give up all power to you because I know that you will give us a perfect world. One of peace, prosperity and beauty. And I won't mind being locked in a tiny cell, or being summarily executed for pseudo-hacking the Pattote website, because it will be for a good cause. Long live you!!
The weirdest dream I had recently involved only being able to buy salad leaves individually and not as part of a whole lettuce.
ReplyDeleteThere is some seriously deep stuff involved there...
ReplyDeleteHey weird i also had an apocolypse dream. the whole world was on fire. maybe its nostradamus like?this blog could be worth money one day
ReplyDeleteSilly me, I forgot the password to this site and now cannot log in today. I will have to go home and get it off the post-it I left on the fridge.
ReplyDeleteToday's post is dedicated to my best friend TOM. Honestly, I have given the guy so much grief over the years that I am truly amazed he still speaks to me, but he is just so amazing that he still calls me his friend.
While I am being totally honest, I would just like to add that Potato is a really stupid idea of mine, and as of now I am giving up world domination and will revert to enjoying my weekends watching star trek.
But for old times sake, let me leave you with one more:
POTATO: Better living through admiring TOM and listening to the wise words he bestows upon those he loves.
Oh stop... I'm only amazing because of you Liz. You've improved my vocabulary, bought me cool clothes, given me drugs. Because of you I am a functioning human being. I would gladly give up all power to you because I know that you will give us a perfect world. One of peace, prosperity and beauty. And I won't mind being locked in a tiny cell, or being summarily executed for pseudo-hacking the Pattote website, because it will be for a good cause. Long live you!!
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