You were rejected for mocking my accent.
Saying that the way I flatten my vowels "freaks you out" is not conducive to a good date.
Neither is getting hammered.
Proceeding to get annoyed that I don't like Kevin Pietersen was almost the final straw.
But the kicker was you not being able to let it go. I don't like spending a Friday night with someone who lectures me for more than hour about not appreciating a talented but all-around random batsman.
Thanks anyway.
brilliant
ReplyDeletehigh five.
ReplyDeleteI sure know how to pick em...
ReplyDeleteYou had a date? Hot diggity!
ReplyDeleteShocking, innit?
ReplyDeleteOh fuck, I wish I could hear the full story.
ReplyDeleteIronic, however, that you should be offended about somebody being freaked out about the way you speak...way you speak.
Heh - the karma police, they are out to get me.
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