Thursday, December 30, 2010

Catfish

Go and see it. Don't read about it, don't watch anything about it. Be unspoiled, watch it and then come back here because I'm dying to talk about it.

Thursday, December 23, 2010

Christmas playlists

Every year I rely on Der Fuhrer's inspired Christmas mixes. This year I made one of my own, my favourite carols for my own amusement.

Once In Royal David's City - Sufjan Stevens
Angels From the Realms of Glory - Annie Lennox
O Come, O Come Emmanuel - Belle and Sebastian
Silent Night - Josh Groban
Oh Come All Ye Faithful - Twisted Sister
Away In a Manger - Mindy Smith
O Little Town of Bethlehem - Sarah McLachlan
O Holy Night - Faith Hill
The First Noel - Crash Test Dummies
Hark! the Herald Angels Sing - Johnny Cash

Tuesday, December 21, 2010

The end of the road

Can't...wrap...anymore...presents. Fingers are bloodied stumps. Hands are covered in ink. Have lost the ruler I was using to tear up the wrapping paper because I've lost the scissors. The sellotape is growing carpet fluff. I need more wine.

Monday, December 13, 2010

Dreams

I dreamed I was running across some paving, running so hard my watch fob fell open. I stopped and stared and thought, I didn't know that could happen. And then I saw a tiny gold key, nestled inside the works of the watch. The key fell and I lost it, got down on my hands and knees and began to search. I couldn't find it, but it was suddenly there, back where it was supposed to be. I closed the watch and went on my way.

Precious little baby